5/23/2007

Blond Joke

A gorgeous young blond goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The blond took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor simply smiled and said, "Your finger is broken..."

25 comments:

dc_speaks said...

lol....bah dah-dump...

blonde jokes are hi larious...

thanks for the laugh.

Dream catcher said...

Too good..ha ha...:D

`NEFTY said...

@ dc & dream
Hehehehe, this amused me=P
Btw, I won't post a comment on your blog, Dream, I don't give out my e-mail address.

singleton said...

Ooops, I'm blonde! And LOL! We still have more fun!

SJ said...

Hahaha.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Those blonde such an easy target for humor

Priyanka Sarkar said...

hehe ...funny
where did u get this one from??

Jewel Rays said...

lol..good one.

Rajeev said...

*lmao*

peace & love
JeeVY

angry ballerina said...

Oh boy. I actually laughed at this. FUCK.

Aditi said...

didnt think it would actually make me laugh...
quite funny

MeMyself_n_I said...

darn...that was a blonde joke FOR SURE! :-p

Evil Spock said...

Ha! And I thought it was going to be dirty.

`NEFTY said...

@ singleton
It's just hair color, chick. Don't be offended, even a blue-haired girl could've done this...-.-

@ sj, andrew, priy, jewel, rajeez
Thanks for the comments.

@ ballerina & aditi
Yay, I made you guys laugh;]]

@ me-i
Sho`nuff:]]

@ spock
Thanks for your comment.

confessing7girl said...

oh blonds!!! they r soo easy!!! hey nefty ur letters r soo small and so grey its really hard to read...
and brunettes do it better!!!!!!:D

`NEFTY said...

@ confessing-g
Yes we do;]]]]

Jay said...

Hehe.
You know what?
I totally didn't even see that ocming.

phoenix said...

heheh

hey nift could you please change the front..i am bespectacled girl as it is...please have mercy :D

choochoo said...

ROTFL! God, that was funny. I think I know her...

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Ok. That was funny!

Barbara said...

LOL

curryegg said...

Hi nefty. Just saw ur blog from confessing7girl. And hey! You've a great joke blog. Cool! haha...this blonde joke is funny...
;)

`NEFTY said...

@ jay
Yep, me either! When I finished reading, had to laugh=P Btw, I see your'e blond, hope I didn't offend you because it's just a joke...:]

@ pheonix
I'm not "Nift" I'm Neft...y. &&, no, sorry, I guess I'll make it darker but not bigger.

@ choo, sixty-eight, barb, curry
Thanks for the comments:]

Neo said...

lmao!! are blondes really that dumb?!!

`NEFTY said...

@ neo
Hmmmm, I don't know... But this 1 is!