Will Girls Ever Win...?

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob.
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid.
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful.
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you.
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him,
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you, it's because he "cares for you. "
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,
If he breaks it, he "had" to.
If you cheat, you expect it to be over,
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance.
Either way.... you just never win.


confessing7girl said...

thats SOOO true!!!!!we always look bad, no matter what we do!!im so sick of guys bullsh*t im really glad im single!!!!!!!! WomenPower!!!

`NEFTY said...

@ confessing-girl
I (somewhat) agree with this=P
So many girls feel this way though...

confessing7girl said...

oh yeah im loving being single!! for now...... :D

Rajeev said...

I do not agree with this!!
I dont think all guys are like that, atleast im not!!
Some dumb Mother fuckers do that!! thas all!!

peace & love

SJ said...

Haha. There's a guy's version of this I'll see if I can find it.

soul&body said...

ahahahahahah I beleive and and some time no...!!!
Anyway, what can we do more for they like!!

Shruti said...

It all depends from person to person i have read its male vrsion also. Both complain about each other, but then both are incomplete without each other also..
Take care..

angry ballerina said...

Nooooo, shiiiiit. You got it lady. In one.

`NEFTY said...

@ confessing-girl
Me too, just for now:]]]]

@ rajeev
I never said EVERY guy was like this, it just states a point.

@ sj
Oh really, I never read it.

@ soul&body
Yeah, I partly believe this, of course because not my relationships are not really like this.

@ shruti
Definitly... A world with only females....... I'd have to kill myself!!! Thank God for males:]]

@ ballerina
I didn't make this:]

phoenix said...

this has the be the best post ever!:D amazing girl.simply love it

Jewel Rays said...

this breed of guys really do need a Big "WATEVER" sign and a roll eyes..

Fun post.:D

angry ballerina said...

*sigh* next time don't tell me these things.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Not with that attitude they don't!!!

Teasing aside. It is a bad thing that anyone should ever feel this way.

anum said...

So true! i totally agree!