I Don't Need Alcohol

"Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol."

To me, alcohol is vile && stinky lmao. The taste is too atrocious (to me obviously). But let me get to the point... People always say, "I wish I was drunk so I can have fun." This is so funny because maybe this is why alcohol is gross to me... I'm a freaking lunatic without alcohol so my friends && I just can't imagine me completly wasted:]] But besides that, the taste is well... stinky, literally too:]]]


phoenix said...

ure absolutely right..i share the same feelings regarding alcohol...i mean the other day my friend offered me a sip of vodka that he was drinking[i hate liquor,cant stand smell of it..i almost puke]........i smelled that stuff and even though they claim that its a rare thing...i say its not worth it

Shruti said...

hmm, thats true and i once tasted a wisky and i wonder who anyone can take so much of it..
It yucks..

Michelle said...

haha the quote is my frnd's nick on msn...

I'm a freaking lunatic without alcohol so my friends

i agree with u completely! i hate alcohol and im totally on a high just having fun with my frnds...who needs alcohol?

DINK PINK said...


Pankaj Gupta said...

oh maybe thats true only for a particular class dear..good post.

Nothingman said...

Graffiti!! oh boy, I did a project report on graffiti in this place called chandigarh, it was interesting...and I like your blog, the text is too small, please do something about it if you can :) and hey how about a link exchange?

Please leave a comment on my blog and I'll link back to you :)



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Shamash said...

erm i dont quite share the sme feelings abt alcohol as u.. i quite like gin and tonic, rum and wine..

the others are well best left usaid...

nice post

Jewel Rays said...

lol i guess people say that cause alcohol sometimes help people not get too concious where they would be when the have a lack of it. :)

But than again too much alcohol could drive their bums to the police station if they just don't know how to carry themselves alright.

Have a good weekend NEfty.:)


Shai said...

I understand. The elixir can have folks who are crazy sober off the dang chains. LOL.

I usually drink on the weekends at home. I try not to get drunk but it happens sometimes.

angry ballerina said...

One word.


Just kidding.

`NEFTY said...

@ pheonix
Yeah, the taste is just horrible-ish.

@ shruti
Haha, when I took 3 shots of Tequila && my friends wanted me to take more, I just could not=P

@ michelle
True girl:]]

@ pink
Thanks && welcome back girl!

@ pankaj
Like I said, it was MY opinion...

@ nothing-man
Thanks, I like my blog too:]]
Lol, but ummm... I only link people that visit, so just be a constant reader && I have no problem to link you.

@ shamash
I can't expect everyone to agree, nor was that my intention;]]

@ jewel
Thanks, take care too.

@ shai
Don't worry, I'm not judging you;]

@ ballerina
One word... No:]]]]

Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, that is cool. I love it. I have to show your blog to a friend.

Ricardo said...

Well I do enjoy my social drinking now and then 'nefty.

I don't need to be drunk to have fun but I have had fun while drunk. I hope that makes sense.

confessing7girl said...

i dont get drunk to hv fun...i dont drink to get drunk...

Andrew The Asshole said...

Mixed drinks are very good, just need to mix them good. Its more of social thing.

People use acohol as an excuse to do things, but those things were already on their subconscious. Acohol just lowered their defenses.

Aditi said...

hmm i dont like the taste of most of the alcohol unless there is a fruit or something mixed in it.. but i dont get how ppl have fun when drunk.. cuz then ure too drunk too remember and wobbly and falling all over not to mention slurring your words.. so i geuss i agree

Neo said...

i can judge coz i have seen both sides of it....i got into the habit of drinking bcoz of frnds...but then i realised that it was not worth it...now its been more than 3 months that i have quit and it feels good and i don't miss it...there are other ways to intoxicate urself...

MeMyself_n_I said...

hmmm...i've never really done any drinking so can't pass judgement, but i act whacky enough without alcohol so i guess i'm better off without it. :-p

`NEFTY said...

@ enemy-republic
I am flattered:]]]]

@ ricardo
Sure. I'm not telling anyone to STOP lol.

@ confessing-girl
Haha, loved what you wrote! Makes sense.

@ andrew
Yeah, mixed drinks are good but just plain alcohol is icky (to me). That's definitly true what you said... "People use acohol as an excuse to do things, but those things were already on their subconscious. Acohol just lowered their defenses"

@ aditi
Sure, mixed drinks are goody, like I love me a Pina Colada:]

@ neo
That's good you quit. Sometimes my friends get into weird habits && it gets to me also=P

@ me,myself,n i
Sure, me too!

confessing7girl said...

hey u hv just been tagged here

soul&body said...

I drink alcohol, but i never got drunk!
I dont like wisky, beer and vodka...
Sometime i do drink with family one glass of red wine when I lunch but no more than that!

`NEFTY said...

@ confessing-girl

@ soul&body
Me too, when I drink any alcoholic beverage... It doesn't affect me, I just get sleepy-ish lmao.

Dan said...

I'm totally with you on this one Nefty. I can't stand the shit. And it's so damned expensive!

I'm a total nut already. Like you, I think I was blessed with lunacy for free. Hugs to you, you loveable nut!

(I have no idea how I found your blog. I made a left after Home Depot and here I am!)

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

"Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol." That is SO true!

But I ain't advocating it's use. I find it entertaining on occasion. Usually when I wanna chill. If you read some of the stuff in my blog, you may prefer that I do too...