"I don't go to church,
so I must praise the Devil."
Once thing that really bothers me is when people ask me if I believe in God. It's nothing personal but I don't see why they need to know...? Anyhows, a "friend" asked me, and I was like, "yeah", plain && simple. So then he asks if I go to church, plain && simple I said "no." Then he starts talking smack saying that I "worship" the Devil. So I basically tell him I don't need to go to church to believe in God, && even if I don't go to church that doesn't mean I promote the Devil. Of course by then I was cussing like a sailor... It just bugs me when religious people think the "un-church-goers" hate God.